- Turn off your work phone.
- Keep a wastebasket clean and within reach.
- Pretend you’re hearing her stories from 1965 for the first time.
- Help her look for a tasteful wig online.
- Feed her like she fed you.
- Hold her hand and tell her that none of this is her fault.
Robb Lanum is a failed screenwriter in Los Angeles who fell in love with the short form.
